Julia. 17. Southern Maryland. I love art, music, horror movies, and my boyfriend.

 

b4tmatt:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

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fistmegently:

can somebody please tell me this was intended to be a joke

where is the youtube link to this

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